• Ava's fish cuffs

    TWO CUFF TO HANDLE

    HER STORY, Look of the Week

    Ava’s Closet… I stumbled upon Ava and her closet about a month ago. It was pure fate, my friends! I had taken a trip along the Monterey coast with my friend,…

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    FROM THE LOINS OF ZEUS: TWO NEW MUSES

    Look of the Week

    That’s a-MUSE-ing! Meet the new muses, Carsyn and Jessie! Like Calliope to Homer and Clio to Herodotus, these two sartorial sirens have been inspiring me for awhile. Carsyn is H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S! There’s…

  • Sarah's Bag clouds

    HEAVEN IN A HANDBAG

    Fashion Forward

    A Novel Idea… I’m not much of a handbag connoisseur, but I’ll sport any accessory that is unconventional and unique. If it looks artistic or reads like a masterpiece–I’ll play the…

  • Sell A Kidney Final

    I’D SELL A KIDNEY FOR THAT!

    Fashion Forward

    Fashion Dialysis…. My sister and I have a game we like to call, “I’d sell a kidney for that!” It’s exactly as the phrase implies! I raise you one healthy kidney,…

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    FESTIVAL FUNK? FUHGEDDABOUTIT!

    Look of the Week

    Coachella Cray-Cray… Another festival season flew by like Randle McMurphy flew over the cuckoos nest. If I see another romper-clad; fringe-duster; rose crown; gladiator-sporting gypsy, with Starbucks in hand–I’m going to…

  • Redbook Contour

    THE CONTOUR CRAZE

    Health and Beauty

    (Featured Photo: Redbook Pinterest) Contouring Is For The Maps… I generally can’t be bothered to wear make-up. I used to think that it was too time-consuming and unnecessary for my skin.…

  • Family Jewels

    THE FAMILY JEWELS

    The Vintage Version

    A Nice Piece of Jewelry Takes A Load Off My Mind… My mom never wore diamonds. She didn’t subscribe to the code that they were a “girl’s best friend”, nor did…

  • chanel loafers

    THE LOAFER COUP D’ETAT

    SHOE CONFESSIONAL

    Like Rosencrantz and Guildenstern…. The sneaker is dead. Like ding-dong dead! WTF?! Who says? I didn’t get the memo! They were a mere “blip” on the fashion coolness monitor for…like…ten seconds.…

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    WILL WORK FOR COFFEE

    Look of the Week

    A Modenista’s Two Basic Needs: Caffeine and Couture…. Major Dickinson and I have been having an illustrious affair for over 25 years. I discovered him on the street corner of Vine…

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    THE LADY DOTH PROTEST TOO LITTLE

    HER STORY

    And Grows A Pair… I used to be a complete pushover. I still am with kids and animals. My niece and nephew can ask me for anything and “poof” it’s theirs.…